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Some Useless Facts

Posted on: 21, Jun 2018

In space, astronauts are unable to cry because there is no gravity and the tears will not flow. Which would be nice sometimes when I am dealing with my ex.

Semen is so chock full of nutrients that it is a wonder people do not eat more of it. Semen contains vitamin C, fructose, magnesium, phosphorous, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc, nitrogen and calcium. The average male ejaculation load contains about as much protein as an egg and all this amazing nutrition comes (cums?) with only twenty calories. With all that in mind, is it any wonder that Ibiza escorts are so so damned healthy and skinny? All that and the amount of vigorous horizontal aerobics has to be good for you.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Allegedly.

The crack of a whip is actually a tiny sonic boom, as the tip of the whip breaks the sound barrier. No wonder that when a professional dominatrix has at it her slaves will scream so damn loud.

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets in our solar system combined.

Hot water is heavier than cold.

The common idea that only ten per cent of the human brain is used at one time is not true – apologies to Lucy and Limitless. The main reason it is not true is that it is so far impossible to determine the actual percentage due to the complexity and capacity of the human brain.

There are more psychoanalysts per capita in Buenos Aires than any other place in the world.

Between two and three jockeys are killed each year in horse racing.

The average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in her life time.

Some individuals express concern sharing r¡their soap. This is very sensible considering that seventy five per cent of people wash from top to bottom. Think about that for a second.

Conception occurs most in the month of December. Happy Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Holidays!

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. It has antiseptic qualities that are so powerful that special forces soldiers the world over use it as a wound treatment ahead of medical antiseptics. It is especially effective if you put it on the wound or cut heated. And yes, it hurts a little but it is worth it.